TAG

I was tagged by adampascalfan and katdvs

Rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers

Name: Samantha. But don’t call me that. It’s Sam. 

Nickname: Platter, Sammy, Slam, Rodgers and Sammerstein, Slamma

Birthday: July 22

Gender: Female

Sexuality: I kinda feel like a gay man trapped inside a less than suitable vessel cuz I like dick but not like the normal kind, so undecided?

Height: 5’8”

Time zone: CST

What time and date is it there: 8/30 6:30pm

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 6-9 hrs

OTPs: Destiel, Caskett

The last thing I Googled was: Cameron Monaghan or Jamie Foxx (b/c Cody told me I needed to look for his “leaked” nudes.)

First word that comes to mind: Food

What I last said to a family member: I don’t talk to those people.

One place that makes me happy and why: The theatre used to make me happy. Whichever theatre I was working in. Or the theatre classroom at my college, CB 205. The Scene shop.

Now, though? My bedroom. It’s cluttered and gross, and the bed is old and has a sink hole, but it’s a quiet place where I can hide. 

How many blankets I sleep under: Flat sheet, light blanket, heavier, fuzzy blanket at all times. 

Favourite beverage: Coke, unsweetened peach tea

The last movie I watched in the cinema:  Actual movie, Deathly Hallows pt 2, but the last time I was in the cinema I was there for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary. 

Three things I can’t live without: Supernatural, caffeine, the written word

Something I plan on learning:  Man, I have a lot to learn about liquor, about writin and all that it entails.

A piece of advice for all my followers:  There is no wifi in prison.

I’m going to cackle and keep Kat’s advice there. 

Also, honor your vomit.

You have to listen to this song:  Man, I don’t know. I which songs you DON’T need to listen to. Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, Rude by Magic.

My blog(s):

notworththetrouble12 , teamfreewill12, samantha12jane

I tag: absolutbex, pele-kai waffohs hamburgergod majorenglishesquire amberbourbon bethielala

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

Huh. It’s Mr. Wizard.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

Huh. It’s Mr. Wizard.

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s what the hell

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s what the hell

baruchsbalthamos:

ahuttoftea:

boosterbeetle:

ahuttoftea:

baruchsbalthamos:

In honour of the valuable time I wasted arguing with a fatphobic asshole on Facebook today: my tummy.

Genuinely sexy friend; Dylan.

Kind of reminds me of Chris Pratt; Tim’s friend.

Have I mentioned, Dylan, that I think you should do a Starlord cosplay?  I’ve thought it A LOT but I don’t know if I’ve ever actually said it…

This trend of people saying I look like Chris Pratt is Very Good.

Dude. I’d hit it. Multiple times. 

baruchsbalthamos:

ahuttoftea:

boosterbeetle:

ahuttoftea:

baruchsbalthamos:

In honour of the valuable time I wasted arguing with a fatphobic asshole on Facebook today: my tummy.

Genuinely sexy friend; Dylan.

Kind of reminds me of Chris Pratt; Tim’s friend.

Have I mentioned, Dylan, that I think you should do a Starlord cosplay?  I’ve thought it A LOT but I don’t know if I’ve ever actually said it…

This trend of people saying I look like Chris Pratt is Very Good.

Dude. I’d hit it. Multiple times. 

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

the-art-of-fangirling:

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts

h8time:

I love everything with this video

clacl:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.


if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

and yet……….


he longs for his hamburger brethren

i know what i must do


BE FREE MY CHILD

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

clacl:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.

if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

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he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

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and yet……….

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he longs for his hamburger brethren

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i know what i must do

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BE FREE MY CHILD

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MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme